I spend way too much time on Twitter, which mostly has to do with how easy it is to check on my phone. This is also something that I tend to regret if/when I wake up in the morning and immediately check my feed, to find out that, yet again, everything in the entire world is bullshit, and therefore, why are we even bothering? WHYYYY.
Anyway, here is an extremely short list of some of the feeds I follow on Twitter that make me laugh.
It’s also a bit of an experiment to see what the crosspost to LiveJournal will do with this formatting.
I love @ProBirdRights. First, because it occasionally mocks the MRA crowd, and second because it’s frequently hilarious even without context.
today a dog bark at me I say dog I am first amendmenting hello dog say bark 🙁 ??
— birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) July 28, 2013
i am not think I am evolutioned to eat worm. I have destiny to eat pancake.
— birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) August 20, 2013
@forexposure_txt is a collection of quotes ripped from various forums and job-listings in which people ask for free creative work — usually art. I was never a particularly good artist, but I knew enough good artists that I’ve heard a surprising number of the things that get tweeted through this account. So many tantrums when artists won’t work for free. So many.
Which, as a side note, authors… I know that part of the big deal with self publishing is that you’ve got to pay for your own cover, but I wince every time I hear authors talking about how you can get REALLY CHEAP ARTWORK from people on Deviantart. I just hope you’re paying the artists you dig up fair rates* for the right to use their artwork (and more, lots more, if you’re paying for a commission.) Also, if you’re doing comics? Just writing the comic is considerably less than half of the work. Sorry!
you can have the 70% of any future profit and 90% of all the fame and fans
— For Exposure (@forexposure_txt) July 31, 2013
I don’t think I need to say anything about @fanfiction_txt.
"Uh, Sonic why don't you get an abortion?, I mean seriously if i was in your shoes i wouldn't keep it" Knuckles asked
— Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) August 14, 2013
*Although, I also understand that sometimes it’s really hard to get those assholes to actually take the money you promised to pay them. WHAT. WHY. STOP IT.